Sunday, December 11, 2005


Technology I hate

-Mechanical dog leashes that can get shorter
or longer by pressing a button
-The Grammys
-Flu Shots
-White Boards
-Laser pointers
-Tiny genetically modified yappy dogs that live
in the next apartment over

Technology I love

-Recorded music
-The internet
-The Printing Press
-Pain killing medicine
-Taxi cabs

Thursday, December 08, 2005

A Few Thoughts On France

I don't feel that I am overreacting to a jilted short-term romance when I say that all French people alive today, and all the French people that have ever lived are lying bastards and should stay in their own elitest snobbish country.

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Non P.C.

Sometimes every stereotype you hear about a particular people turn out to be true. Sometimes just 80% of them.