Grammys

Technology I hate

-Mechanical dog leashes that can get shorter
or longer by pressing a button
-The Grammys
-Flu Shots
-White Boards
-Laser pointers
-Tiny genetically modified yappy dogs that live
in the next apartment over


Technology I love

-Recorded music
-The internet
-The Printing Press
-Microwaves
-Pain killing medicine
-Taxi cabs

A Few Thoughts On France

I don't feel that I am overreacting to a jilted short-term romance when I say that all French people alive today, and all the French people that have ever lived are lying bastards and should stay in their own elitest snobbish country.

Non P.C.

Sometimes every stereotype you hear about a particular people turn out to be true. Sometimes just 80% of them.