Thursday, October 06, 2005

How to insult internationally.

Two effective ways to insult a Korean Person.

-"You have lovely dark skin."

(This is the equivelant of telling an American "Your skin is covered in zits and acne.)

-"You look like you might have had some Japanese anscestors."
(Many Koreans don't like Japanese people. Read the following blog to find out why.)

2 comments:

M. Paul Bailey said...

Another effective way to insult a Korean person is to drive a combine through the middle of their home.

I guess that's not really an insult, but they'd probably still feel sad.

On second (third) thought, this would work for non-Koreans as well, I imagine.

Jeff B said...

I think you should pick out the most vulnerable looking old woman there, and call her "fat". Now that's payback!