So here I am in Ecuador. I'm sitting in a park reading and studying spanish and I realize that the sun is low in the sky. So I gather my things and begin to exit the park. The park is larger than I realize and I am still inside the park once the sun sets. There are still children playing with their parents and I can see the street from where I am. It seems fairly safe. Two guys on a motercycle drive up in front of me and start speaking really quickly in Spanish. This is our conversation as well as I can remember it. (I'm changing into English what I think they said and what I hope I responded.)
-Hey, what are you doing? (them)
-What? (me)
-What are you doing?
-I'm walking. (I begin to walk off)(They get off their motercycle and stand in front of me)
-Where is your passport?
-I don't have it here. (At this point I notice that their helmets have Policia written on them)
-Where are you from?
-The United States
-Passport.
-I said I don't have it. It's at my house.
-Where do you live?
-In the Portugal Building, just over there.
-Where's your immigration card?
-I'm a tourist!
-Give us your card.
-I don't have one!
-Where are your papers? In your bag? Give it to us.
-No.
-Your wallet, show us.
-What? (I know exactly what they want, but I'm not about to hand it over.)
-Your wallet.
-(blank stare)
-Wallet. WALLET. Wallet, wallet, wallet.
-No.
-We're police! Police! Look! (Points to his helmet)
-I don't believe you. You're not police.
-We're police. Do you have drugs?
-No, I don't have drugs.
-You have drugs in your bag, show us.
-(At this point I'm angry and it's getting darker and I have no interest in chatting it up anymore.) Fine, look. Here. I have water. You want water? Three books, a dictionary, a novel, and look, here's my spanish book. You want to learn spanish? A pen. Two pens. An apple. How do you say this? (I hold up flashcards) I can look it up in the dictionary if you want.
-(Spanish I can't understand, probably swearing.) Go away, get out of the park. Go.
(As they drive away I see on their left shoulders a pretty official looking badge and the words again, policia)
So I went home and told an Ecuadorian what had happened and he said they were probably not police, but they might have been...so who knows?
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