You know what is a big fat lie? This idea floating around that roosters crow in the morning. Let me tell you the truth. They crow all the time. Five in the morning, ten in the morning, four in the afternoon, midnight. And if there happpens to be two, they take turns so they don´t get tired and have to stop making noise for a few minutes.
I´ve seen them.
The truth will set you free.
No, wait, I mean the truth will wake you up at four a.m. and inturrupt your nap at 3 p.m.